Clinton Bolton: Finally Legal in the States

Posted Thursday 20th September

Happy Birthday to Clinton Bolton ... aka "Golden Boy," "Rastaroo," "Clinton Clive," and "Team Rider We Most Want to Clone" ... who finally, FINALLY, turns 21 today!

Clinton's been with us from the start, and we've watched him grow up from a little boy ...

... to a ... well ... bigger boy ...

... just kidding. Here's a more mature shot:

Although he seems to be one of those guys who's been THIS age forever, it's nice that he can FINALLY throw away his fake ID (no one really believed he was a 35-year old brown-haired male named Jesus Rodriguez anyway), and come out with us properly.

P.S. Clinton, for your birthday, we're giving you a new pair of shoes, so please return the shoes you're wearing below to the hotel from which they were stolen. It doesn't look good for the brand (laughing-out-loud smiley icon).